Noble

Noble, also known as The One Who Walks Into the McDonalds Bathroom, and by his pseudonym Mike Schmidt on his tax returns is the current head of the Destroyers Initiative, a group dedicated to protecting the world from what they deem as "cringe".

During his time as leader of the Destroyers, Noble has developed schizophrenia, and constantly hears a voice that he dubs "Dark Noble", encouraging him to do better things and to improve himself as an individual (which he claims is the opposite of what he would do himself).

Early Life
Absolutely nothing is known about Noble's early life, due to him burning any and all documents about him before the date November 8th, 2004.

Life Before the Destroyers
Noble, realizing that he had incredible powers to summon armies of Apothicons, or as he dubbed them "little squiddles" to do his bidding. His armies were contracted by various organizations and governments to do private military work. It was during this time that he discovered the threat of the Undertale Society.

Destroyer-Undertale War
Noble was contacted by the then President of the Destroyers Initiative, a private-organization based in Nevada, Raul Menendez. There, Noble was offered a job within his organization to help fight the Undertale Society, as Raul believed that an invasion was imminent. Noble accepted, believing that the Undertale Society was a threat to his and his species' existences.

From there, Noble became a Destroyer and helped win an invasion of a city in Kentuckyana known as SnowySnowVille.